The USS John McCain is, per Fox News (ugh), "positioning itself in case it gets orders to intercept the ship Kang Nam as soon as it leaves the vicinity off the coast of China" so as to, again from Fox (ugh ugh), "intercept [a] North Korean flagged ship suspected of proliferating [nuclear] weapons materials."
Being the USS John McCain, the citizens of the United States should expect the ship to sink and resurface five times before being captured or fall asleep during a re-run of Dallas.
-Lampoon
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