PC's aren't all blue screens of death

I almost fell asleep during this until he mentions God being a Dungeon Master then he goes off and tells nerds to shut up and I stopped watching YouTube cats and began paying attention... and, no joke, a cockroach just ran over my foot just now. FML.

Edit: Yes, I am on my front porch. The statue of Barack Obama I am building in the living room out of babyback ribs has yet to attract insects

-Lampoon